Complaints of a Manager...

Apparently this month was "Don't pay your rent on time" month, followed by the excuse "I came by like 2 or 3 times and no one answered" month.

Ladies and gentleman, I don't know how it works at other apartments, so maybe I am crazy (I'm not) but I have included a picture of my door.

You may be asking yourself, "What is that ugly hole in the middle of the door?"

And I would answer, "My husband and I just think it adds to the decor of our humble abode"

But then I would seriously answer, "OH. You mean this slot that is there so that you can put your rent in when I don't answer?"

And then we would stand there staring at each other in shock of how people are so dumb sometimes.

Never mind the fact that rent is technically due on the first of the month, or the fact that I saw and talked to you the other day so why didn't you pay rent then, or the fact that you had FIVE days to pay, or the fact that when you signed the lease I told you to leave a note IN THE SLOT saying that you stopped by so that I know you actually did try to pay your rent...

Oh, and it's not the manager's job to come collect your rent. I don't care how many times you say you came over. It's just not my job.

Well, I have like 500 other things I want to complain about so I'm going to go now...